You may be addicted to the Internet if...
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A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy --- for a
year!!!!!
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You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
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You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
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You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ......instead
of ICU!
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You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
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You placed the refrigerator beside your computer...or put it in the bathroom.
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You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
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Tech support calls YOU for help.
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You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
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You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
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You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
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You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
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You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
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You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.
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You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message
to.
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You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore
button handy.
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You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
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You say......."Where did the time go??"
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You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
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You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
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You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
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You need to be pried from your computer by the jaws-of-life.
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Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this.... "BRB. Leave
your S/N and I'll TTYL...ASAP".
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You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ****kisses*****.
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Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
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You're on the phone and say "BRB".
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Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood-shot eyes.
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You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
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