Funkypages.com presents...

  • You may be addicted to the Internet if...
  • A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy --- for a  year!!!!! 
  • You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 
  • You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 
  • You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ......instead of ICU! 
  • You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
  • You placed the refrigerator beside your computer...or put it in the bathroom. 
  • You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
  • Tech support calls YOU for help.
  • You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
  • You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
  • You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
  • You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
  • You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
  • You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.
  • You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
  • You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
  • You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
  • You say......."Where did the time go??"
  • You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
  • You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
  • You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
  • You need to be pried from your computer by the jaws-of-life.
  • Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this.... "BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL...ASAP".
  • You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ****kisses*****.
  • Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
  • You're on the phone and say "BRB".
  • Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood-shot eyes.
  • You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.